He was reading the “10 day MBA” which is the 7 minute abs of 2 year MBA programs… I wonder how many fools have egg on there face after spending two years only to find out theres a way to get it done in 10 days….
Archive for January, 2010
Mean sholder lean
Monday, January 11th, 2010Catapillar And Hieronymus
Sunday, January 10th, 2010stackem n Packem
Sunday, January 10th, 2010thats a hair piece not a Yarmulke…
Saturday, January 9th, 2010the seat mate
Friday, January 8th, 2010On a recent ride home from work i found myself in a train car sitting next to some financial type. Right as the train was about to leave the station a Larry the question asker recognized Freddy Financier and sat down facing him in one of those awesome forced interaction quad facing seating arrangements. Larry proceeded to run down a seemingly infinite list of mundane and useless questions. The line of questioning started with, after a breif greeting, “what are you reading, tax stuff?”
“No jsut catching up on some emails, i printed out before leaving work.”

So right there you have it, in the response. I’m doing something that takes my attention. Larry however un-detoured plows ahead.
“What, do you work on wall street or something?”
“No but i am a stoke broker”, says Freddy, still looking at his stack of unread email.
“you must make the big bucks huh?”
“I hope to someday”, says Freddy. Its beginning to dawn on Freddy that he has a 35 minute train ride a head of him and all forecasts point to continued flurries of unavoidable questions. Best to dig in and brace for the storm. Keep your answers short and try to make then non leading. Anything you say can, and will be used to build follow up questions. The topics ranged from comparative to slightly intrusively inquisitive. I enjoyed the questions involving dress code for Freddy, who has to wear a suit everyday save for summer dress down Fridays where one can forgo the jacket portion o the uniform. The dress code took Larry a bit of explaining to understand, apparently at the Un office Larry works at he can wear what ever he wants, for hes sequestered away in some dungeon scanning documents, which by the way explained his mole like appearance and his awkward socializing. God love him. If it weren’t for these forced socialization’s some people wouldn’t come in contact with other people, even while surrounded by them on daily basis.
DMV Xpress Vs. Verizon
Thursday, January 7th, 2010
The other day i spent 40 minutes on the phone with various Verizon customer support people. I had a simple question; how do i pay my bill online. This is a task I have somehow managed to accomplish countless times with numerous other bills payable on the interweb before, with out issue, save forgetting to enter my credit card security code. At any rate I get to a page with a warning, ‘changing your billing method, may result in loosing any discounts on bundled services’. there are a series or options, by default, ‘pay with your phone bill’, was selected. Say what not? I dot have a Verizon phone? So after getting hung up twice, i finally reach someone who couldn’t answer my question, but managed to wonder out loud, “how we manage to still have any customers is beyond me”, it was slightly satisfying buz didn’t solve mu problem. He did mange to connect me to someone who finally figured out i was on the wrong Verizon site and had to go to another Verizon site, which as it turns out, conveniently, required me to create a NEW account and password. Why he fuck do they need two or more sites that aren’t connected? why would he bill send you to a site that wont allow you to pay with out sacraficing your deal? what the fuck kind of an operation at they running over there? So what can i say, Verizon, they don’t have the I&iPhone, and by the time im ready to get a nexus itll be on att and who may have a crappy network, but paying the bill is a synch.
So 40 minutes on the phone with Verizon vs 25 minutes entrance to exit at the DMV Xpress, where i got a new license and renewed my boat registration. Verizon -2. Boo Verizon, even if you get the iphone im not switching.
Photoshop color aid
Thursday, January 7th, 2010
Using the mouse as the brush is a painful and arduous task… Wacom tablet be dammed. Easiers ways, ha, i spit in your face.
As seen before color; striped pants
The Multi device multi tasker.
Tuesday, January 5th, 2010the Multi device multi tasker.
Pictured on the left, the commuter computer user, the Multi device multi tasker. I love the guy on the train who opens up his laptop and set about screw facing and hiting keys, makin it appear as though they are hard at work, dedicated and hard core. Most of the time were you to be in screen view you would see some one mindlessly opening and closing the same 8 windows. Frozen in the i want to look busy, while failing ever to get it together to get anything done. Nowadays you have the advantage of being the multi device guy, so you can musical chairs your way between devices really giving off the sense that you’ve got a lot going on. In reality you are send your self texts from office blackberry sending to personal Iphone, thank god for unlimited data plans!
Three Amigos
Monday, January 4th, 2010Over the recent holidays I got to see part of the 3 amigos, for the umpteenth time, on the boob-tube. I am a sucker for stupid comedy’s from the genius to the mildly retarded and decidedly low brow. The real world is serious enough not to spend two hours watching the likes of Sophies choice or some such ’serious’ work and want to hang yourself after wards. Im sure they are well written and properly dramatic is character arcs and plots and subplots but ill take light and fluffy when i decide to relax, for the most part. thanks…











