So the other night i was up late, playing some Xbox and may or may not have partaken in the particulars and sauntered into the bathroom to brush my teeth before heading to bed. I noticed we had a new toothpaste, the Anis toms of maine, i have a love hate relationship with licorice. But for some reason i was abnormally excited about the new paste. I slapped a dob onto my brush and got to brushing. Right off the bat something seemed kinda off, but i was tired and somewhat absent minded, so i proceeded to proceed. I went to spit the paste out and realized there was a surprising lack of that normal toothpaste foamy lather. I rinsed the toothbrush and went in again. Now with some added water the tooth paste tasted even odder. Whilst still brushing i glanced at the toms tube, maybe it was a new flavor id not heard of. In fact it was, it was flavor “Naturally conditioning… shave cream”, Wait WTF? Shaving cream? In a fucking tube? Designed to look exactly like their tooth paste? Seriously, how does shaving cream end up in a toothpaste tube? Tom, if i ever see you on the street i am socking you square in the stomach, and its gonna hurt! Now please get your design staff to correct this error, in product Tom foolery!

tooth Pastes & shaving cream