I love music, i cant carry a tune if it came with handles and given the best Swiss time pieces i can still have problems keeping time. But i still love the music. I cant remember one song in its entirety no matter how many times i listen to it. But i love music and I would trade most of my other talents, such that they are for a good singing voice. However, god be praised, i now have P-fab, who loves to be sung to, or at least hasn’t yet developed the ability to tell me to shut it. Now babies like some repetition and haven’t heard a lot of decent pitched singing so my out of tune off time rantings aren’t irritating to her, yet.  And the fact that all i can remember is part of a verse and some of a chorus works out fine, as im as repetitive as a broken record. Partly due t o the fact that i cant remember lyrics i get to make up my own and apply them to what i think are pre-existing tunes (which i assure you are butchered; one could say I am to singing what Saddam was to Baghdad).

Childrens songs for Bed Time, by Heavylox:

On the Farm:

Scoot McGoot, She was a farmer from tennesse
she was a liberated girl
Drove her tractor while she sipped Hi-C
Never cared for hawaiian punch
She likes Sliced cucumbers with her lunch
Scooooooot MCgoooooot Laaa-la-la-la-laaaah

Inner City Love:

They call me thief and pirate, a bandit a tyrant
But i do it for you!
We need food and new school clothes, some heat in the appartment
So i do it For you!
Out on the block from the PM Hustling to the Am
I do it for you!
Six months on the Island and i come out still smiling
I did it for you!
Only 3 months of high-school but I’m nice with this rifle
I do it for you!
Im a drain on the world but i been given this pearl
So i do it for you!
it was a hard lesson but in you i see redemption
So i do it for you!

PeanutButterFly

Youre my little PeanutButterFly, Youre my little PeanutButterFly,
Youre my little PeanutButterFly, Youre my little PeanutButterFly,

Dont you know your the reason why, im so happy you arrived
sometime when you smile i cry, Youre my little PeanutButterFly,

Youre my little PeanutButterFly, Youre my little PeanutButterFly,
Youre my little PeanutButterFly,Youre my little PeanutButterFly,

Youre my little PeanutButterFly, Mommys birthdays in July
You can always look me in the eye, I will never tell you lie
So no matter what is done or said
from the start of each day well beyond its end, I will always be your friend
I’ll hold your hand and kiss your head, teach you how to count to ten

Youre my little PeanutButterFly,, Youre my little PeanutButterFly,
Youre my little PeanutButterFly, Youre my little PeanutButterFly,

**** i knew i forgot one.

Making Woopies:

Oh whats that whale, must be a back up
on the old * mile trail
Hey boss theirs a problem on the mainline
Dont worry son, well work it out from Behind
Push it out Shove it out Push it out
We got some woopies up north gotta move’m down south
Push it out Shove it out Push it out!