So i missed the fact that today was St. Patrick’s day until i got on the train and 35 teen agers trooped through the train car wear as much green as you can whilst still looking hip {read dudes = green hoodies and fitted caps, girls tighter then skin tight green stretch/compress pants. Were it a lil colder one might be able to make the argument then decency was more to keep warm then a fashion choice, but today will be in the mid 60s so summer gear is in effect and will be in greater effect as the embedding increases.
So i get off the train and am walking up the escalator to the street , when i see a sight that warms my heart, two teenagers are helping a lil cripple boy down the stairs. What a world we live in, a real selfless melting pot. As i got a lil closer to the good deed in progress i realized that the lil cripple boy wasn’t at all cripple but was just retarded drunk thus walking like a cripple. Oh thats right its St Patrick’s day, when its cool to get shit faced before, checks watch, 10am and be stumble drunk in midtown. I don’t ever remember having St Patrick’s day off from school, what the fuck are all these kids doing in the city?